No Se Lo Digas a Nadie (1999)

This film is based on the autobiographical novel of gay Peruvian talk show host Jaime Bayly. Joaquin Camino (Santiago Magill), a young man from the upper class of Lima, deals with problems concerning his sexual identity as a child, then as a teenager pressured by his macho father Luis Felipe (Hernan Romero), then as an independent lazy pot-smoking college student, and later as a cocaine addict in Lima and Miami. The movie is a complex character study about the duality of most gay young men in Peruvian society, how they feel about casual sex, and their search for sexual identity in a country intolerant of open homosexuality. It shows the absence of a gay subculture in an honest and bittersweet story about the painful "coming-out" process. This unconventional film starts at the beginning and ends at the end with an ironic surprise, appropriately incomplete and somewhat ambiguous. It is well written and acted, with good production values and a great soundtrack. Giovanna Pollarolo wrote the screenplay from Joime Bayly's novel, and Francisco J. Lombardi directed. Dialogue is in Spanish and the English title is "Don't Tell Anyone".

The Boys of Cellblock Q (1992)

Timmy (Andrew Addams) is a cute convict in Australia's Sunnyvale Labor Farm, where all the prisoners are gay. The film's concept seems to be a gay spoof of the the 1950's women in prison B movies. Without the presence of women, the muscular prisoners indulge in regular steamy shower time trysts with one another, make full use out of the jail's supply of priests, turn the eyes of several handsome policemen, and help a young convict learn the ins and outs of the prison community. There are cop fantasies, and a slobbering priest who enjoys conducting in-depth strip searches of the hunky young inmates. The film seems like the intro to a hot porno flick, but nothing happens--it's like porn with the sex edited out.

This movie is so very bad it's good, or so bad it's funny. It's low budget, with terrible acting, poor lighting, bad sets, a horrible script, and viewers' comments like, "By far the worst movie I have ever seen. It looks like it was filmed in someone's garage." Another: "The storyline is simply corny and the cast is so pathetic. It is like a stage play gone bad with only one type of setting." The DVD has a photo gallery option that has almost nothing to do with this film. Out of 75 or so shots, only a half dozen come from the film--the rest are of naked men, probably from other videos. One reviewer wrote, " This video is a great, hot, 'boys in prison' spoof." Shaun Guerin composed the original music, and Ralph Lucas wrote the screenplay adapted from John C. Wall's stage play "Cellblock Q". Alan Daniels directed.