During a photo shoot with photographer Roz (Monique Parent) in an isolated spot, the country's top male models are turning up naked and dead during a western-themed photo shoot complete with fake guns and cowboy hats--and little else in the way of costumes. The gay hunks are brutally murdered by an unseen mysterious killer who turns the photo shoot into a bloodbath. Who would want to murder these perfect, muscular pretty boys? They may be a little self-involved and clueless, but that's no reason to take an axe to them! Fearless lesbian talent agent Tess Oster (Victoria Redstall) and her forest ranger girlfriend, Belle Van Dyke (Gina Marie Gian), must stop the slaughter before there are no models left to shoot. As they are picked off one by one, Oster and Van Dyke investigate.
In this homoerotic slasher movie, a deliberately silly and campy script provides plenty of laughs to go along with the deliciously naked men. From the producers of "Leather Jacket Love Story" and "Sharpshooter" soft-core erotic films, "Dead Boyz Don't Scream" has some of the hottest flesh in gay films. It's a raucous thrill ride through the dark side of male modeling filled with gratuitous nudity, politically incorrect violence, and lesbians with guns. The movie stars men’s magazine models Christian Mousel (Christian), Zack Vazquez (Anthony), and Reid Hutchins (Joey), and scream queen Monique Parent ("Mirror Mirror III") as Roz in the story of a photo shoot that turns into a bloodbath when a mysterious killer comes calling. The lesbians are basically the heroes, but the focus is on the top male models from the pages of "Playgirl" and "Men's Workout".
The unrated DVD presents the movie, which has played numerous festivals across the U.S. and overseas, in widescreen with the following extras: Producer’s audio commentary, behind-the-scenes material, cast interviews, bonus footage from the “hot” scenes, and trailers. In what could have been titled "So Many Dicks, so Little Script", a gaggle of male models shamelessly parade their jewels in a manner that is soon tiresome and sexless. Like the majority of male strippers everywhere, most are straight and toned--not queer and tempting. Once the murders begin, lesbians come to the rescue. Bill Newlin composed the original music, there is no screenwriter credit, and Marc Saltarelli directed.
